What do we do?
Hurt Burt bites understands that food is a way of life. That is why we are here to help guide you through that journey. From restaurant and takeaway reviews, to recipes and cooking equipment, we are here to separate the nice from the shite. Have a scroll below and see if we can help out in any area of your culinary progression. Welcome to the best food reviews site on the planet.
Restaurant Reviews
Sitting down, waiting for an eternity, eating shit, and then having to re-mortgage the house to pay the bill. These are some of the things that make me foam at the mouth with rage. A bad restaurant experience is like being spat on and then having to pay for it. Listen to us and never have to experience that feeling again. at HBB we pride ourselves on the stringent standards we place on restaurants in our food reviews. Our precise critiquing and methodology ensures that upon our recommendation, you will have a good restaurant experience.
Takeaway Reviews
The takeaway, a British tradition of ordering deep fried mystery meat to your door. Sat in your underwear gripping your warm can of larger, knowing that in ten minutes you will be absorbing eight times your daily limit of saturated fat. what more could you want? We understand this at HBB, that is why we want to guide you through the minefield of options and deliver you with the best possible options available. Food reviews at their best.
Recipes
Everyone is a cook. Therefven if you hate cooking, you still need to make yourself food (obviously). That is why we offer an extensive range of recipes catered to every type of cook. If cooking is a passion and you see yourself as an armature chef, we have got you. If you hate cooking and hate yourself, we have recipes that you can make and inhale within five minutes.
Hardware reviews
Want to buy a new set of knives? Great! here are four billion options to choose from. Have you heard of Lam Ting knives? no me neither (I just made it up). The point I am trying to make is that navigating cooking hardware is a fucking nightmare, what you need is a trusted that can tell you what is good.