Do you know what the DF in DF Tacos stand for? No? Me neither. Having said that I can take a pretty good guess; Don’t Fucking (go there). I am finding incredibly hard to retain my rage whilst typing this so I will get right into the review.
Here it is, the big red stop sign that should indicate to anyone that they need to stop here and turn around. Looking at this makes me aggressive. Just look at the emojis below the sign, what the fuck do sunglasses have to do with fucking tacos, fuck off.
Look, with your eyes, at the amount of meat there. If you think that you should be paying more than £10 for that you are wrong. Furthermore, please examine the amount of greenery on the right hand taco. I don’t think there is a single full leaf on that. Fuck, right, off. The hot sauce didn’t taste of anything except ass pain. I love offensively hot food but it has to have flavour, this didn’t.
Conclusion – DF Tacos
As the name suggests, DF (Don’t Fucking (go there)) Tacos is an embarrassment. I think they are just playing a game of ‘how much can we charge people for as little food as possible’. I am finding it nearly impossible to contain my rage, just avoid this place at all costs.
| Flavour | 2/10 |
| Quality | 1/10 |
| Interior | 3/10 |
| Service | 4/10 |
| Value | 0/10 |
| Total % | 20% |
| Rating | D- |