McDonalds


Who on earth has not been to this fine establishment. McDonalds sports a plentiful menu, fast service and food that is … well … consistent. Whatever you do and whatever you say, you will have another hangover, another late night, another ‘I cant be bothered to cook. You will return, but is it worth it?

Mc Donalds bag

One part of the modern world that hasn’t been great has been the dawn of Uber eats. Mono-saturates delivered right to your door. The worst part about all of this is that its always cold, at best, you will get a semi-tepid burger, at worst you will get missing items, soggy chips and a massive delivery fee to go with it.

A new menu item, the Mc Spicy. To be fair to it, it is really fucking hot. I love my spice, the hotter the better. I like my food to be almost inedible with heat, and this was almost there. I was really shocked with how hot this was. The outside was totally fine, but there was a small centre of the burger that was as hot as the centre of the sun. Pretty nice though.

The Mc Spicy
Chicken Nuggets

The classic chicken Mc Nugget, what can be said about these cheeky little chappies. Processed chicken asshole in a wrap of deep fried fat. Having said this, they are nice, an almost never ending bucket of mystery meat is what you need to hit the spot sometimes. Good old maccie d’s


McDonalds – Conclusion

Mono-saturates delivered right to your door. The classic chicken Mc Nugget, what can be said about these cheeky little chappies. Processed chicken asshole in a wrap of deep fried fat. Having said this, they are nice, an almost never ending bucket of mystery meat is what you need to hit the spot sometimes.

Flavour7/10
Quality2/10
Interior0/10
Service1/10
Value4/10
Total %28%
Final RatingD+
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